Smut orc keepsake box

smut orc keepsake box

This is the smut orc's most precious possession, a box in which to store his construction keepsakes. It's a pretty big box, but there's a lot to put in it, so it ends up being a tight fit.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: smut orc keepsake boxes)

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Obtained From

The Smut Orc Logging Camp

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When Used

You don't want to know what's inside this box, so you dump the contents down a well without even looking at them, and smash the box with a hammer. You manage to retrieve some intact building materials from the carnage.

You acquire some morningwood planks You acquire some raging hardwood planks You acquire some weirdwood planks You acquire some thick caulks You acquire some long hard screws You acquire some messy butt joints

• Or, if you have already built the bridge:

You don't want to know what's inside this box, so you head into Seaside Town and sell it to the first guy in a trenchcoat you see. (After first wisely avoiding a crowd of guys in invisible trenchcoats.)

You gain 1,400−1,500 Meat.

• In Way of the Surprising Fist, instead of meat this is appended:

Then you donate the proceeds to a nearby asylum for emotionally scarred orphans.

Notes

• Using this gives you five "appropriate" pieces of lumber and five "appropriate" fasteners.

Collection

• 🥇: TQuilla (#2771003) - 1,122
• 🥈: daanolav (#3087202) - 1,111
• 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 614
• #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 369
• #5: Magister30 (#1577341) - 312
• #6: Solve_Omnis (#1867345) - 258
• #7: testostronaut (#1407937) - 135
• #8: Pando the Gourmet (#2155038) - 133
• #9: whizdad (#443313) - 118
• #10: DeDiddlyDawg (#1144948) - 113

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