Orcish meat locker

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Orcish meat locker
Orcish meat locker

presumably full of Meat.

A pity it's locked.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.

(In-game plural: Orcish meat lockers)
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Item number: 84
Description ID: 221122907
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Obtained From

The Haiku Dungeon
Gelatinous cube
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
The Haiku Dungeon
Haiku Dungeon Loot

When Used

You try to open the Meat locker, but you don't seem to have the right key.
You unlock the Meat locker with your rusty metal key. You empty the all the Meat into your wallet, then throw the locker (and the key) down a well.
You gain 90−110 Meat.
You unlock the Meat locker with your rusty metal key, and then dump the contents directly into a charity box at a nearby convenience store. Those kids with boneitis are sure to appreciate the gesture.

Notes

  • Used to be called "locked orcish meat locker".
  • The item name and the description together form a perfect haiku.
  • Consumed when used with a rusty metal key.

References

  • Throwing the locker down a well may be a reference to the text-based MUD RPG GemStone IV, in which lockpickers in the town of Icemule Trace traditionally gather around the Town Well and throw empty boxes into it.
  • "Boneitis" was a fictional incurable disease (in the 20th century) in the "Futurama" episode "Future Stock."

Collection

  • 🥇: Webley (#340940) - 6,021
  • 🥈: NooBnooB123 (#510849) - 628
  • 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 387
  • #4: TheDotGamer (#529795) - 305
  • #5: Anarch (#601932) - 278
  • #6: Nikademus (#95105) - 196
  • #7: Angra Mainu (#526328) - 191
  • #8: levidamuppet (#1793431) - 161
  • #9: MeLcator (#524795) - 139
  • #10: eaSy money (#3351074) - 113

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Meat-Producing Items - edit

ancient vinyl coin purse
650-750
 

bag of park garbage
150-250
 

black pension check
400-450
 

briefcase
300
(or a fat stack of cash) 

chest of the Bonerdagon
3,000
 

collection of tiny spooky objects
100-1,000
 

CSA discount card
300
 

cursed piece of thirteen
500-1,000
(or fight a scary pirate) 

Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
100,000
(after upgrading A Telescope 7 times) 

dungeon dragon chest
450-550
 

duct tape wallet
2,500-3,600
 

envelope full of Meat
500
(Affected by +meat% modifiers)

fat wallet
350-450
 

flytrap pellet
300-400
 (sometimes)

Gathered Meat-Clip
420-620
 

Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
10,000
 

handful of tips
300-400
(Lose ~20k Meat every 10k earned)

haunted Hell ramen
20-24
(and gain 4 fullness) 

Hell ramen
20-29
(and gain 4 fullness) 

kobold treasure hoard
10
(plus possibly a newborn kobold) 

LOLmec statuette
1,000,000
 

meat globe
600-800
 (if there's one in your dwelling) 

Mr. Big's Wallet
690
 

nest egg
150
 

Orcish meat locker
90-110
(if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed) 

old coin purse
450-550
 

old leather wallet
400-600
 

Penultimate Fantasy chest
100-200
(plus some items) 

pixel coin
2,000
 

pixellated moneybag
450-550
 

roll of meat
1,750
(some of which are meat stacks) 

shiny stones
140-160
 

smut orc keepsake box
1,400-1,500
(after bridge is finished) 

SMOOCH bottlecap
1,000
 

solid gold jewel
100,000
 

stolen meatpouch
30-50
 

Warm Subject gift certificate
400-500
(except for first use with Torso Awaregness)