black pension check
This is a check printed in black ink on black paper. It's hard to tell who it's written out to, or how much it's for, but maybe you could use that to your advantage!
Type: usable
Selling Price: 1 Meat.
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In-game plural:
black pension checks)
Obtained From
- The Black Forest
- black widow
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
- The Black Forest (OLD)
- black widow
When Used
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| You take the black pension check down to a check cashing store (seems like there's one of those things on every corner, these days) and toss it on the counter.
The clerk squints at you, eyes the check suspiciously, comes to the conclusion that they don't pay him enough to care, and forks over some Meat.
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 | You gain 400−450 Meat. |
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or, under Way of the Surprising Fist:
- You head back to the Black Forest and give the proceeds to one of the black widows. Any given widow is more or less the same as any other widow, right?
Collection
- 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 15,769
- 🥈: missingno (#1122834) - 13,646
- 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 10,916
- #4: tHIsguy (#114754) - 10,771
- #5: AutoBot (#1057327) - 6,400
- #6: timetorun (#579292) - 5,759
- #7: Teripie (#271380) - 4,804
- #8: Skent (#1076753) - 4,497
- #9: tbell30 (#478129) - 3,694
- #10: Rutger von Horeburg (#641499) - 3,381
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Meat-Producing Items - edit
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ancient vinyl coin purse
650-750
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bag of park garbage
150-250
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black pension check
400-450
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briefcase
300
(or a fat stack of cash)
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chest of the Bonerdagon
3,000
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collection of tiny spooky objects
100-1,000
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CSA discount card
300
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cursed piece of thirteen
500-1,000
(or fight a scary pirate)
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Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
100,000
(after upgrading A Telescope 7 times)
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dungeon dragon chest
450-550
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duct tape wallet
2,500-3,600
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envelope full of Meat
500
(Affected by +meat% modifiers)
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fat wallet
350-450
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flytrap pellet
300-400
(sometimes)
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Gathered Meat-Clip
420-620
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Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
10,000
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handful of tips
300-400
(Lose ~20k Meat every 10k earned)
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haunted Hell ramen
20-24
(and gain 4 fullness)
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Hell ramen
20-29
(and gain 4 fullness)
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kobold treasure hoard
10
(plus possibly a newborn kobold)
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LOLmec statuette
1,000,000
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meat globe
600-800
(if there's one in your dwelling)
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Mr. Big's Wallet
690
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nest egg
150
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Orcish meat locker
90-110
(if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed)
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old coin purse
450-550
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old leather wallet
400-600
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Penultimate Fantasy chest
100-200
(plus some items)
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pixel coin
2,000
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pixellated moneybag
450-550
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roll of meat
1,750
(some of which are meat stacks)
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shiny stones
140-160
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smut orc keepsake box
1,400-1,500
(after bridge is finished)
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SMOOCH bottlecap
1,000
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solid gold jewel
100,000
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stolen meatpouch
30-50
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Warm Subject gift certificate
400-500
(except for first use with Torso Awaregness)
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