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meat globe
meat globe

This is a cheap trinket that shows various scenes in the kingdom suffering a freak meatstorm.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item


(In-game plural: meat globes)
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Item number: 636
Description ID: 126219215
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Obtained From

Stores
The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop (1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip)

When Used

You've got nowhere to put this thing. Maybe you should buy a tent or something.
  • Without a meat globe in your dwelling:
You place the meat globe on your nightstand.
  • With a meat globe in your dwelling:
You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.
You gain 30 Strongness.
You gain 30 Mysteriousness.
You gain 30 Smarm.
You gain 600−800 Meat.
Since you are a benevolent god, you turn around and give the Meat to somebody standing behind you. He almost certainly deserved it.

Notes

  • Installs a Meat Globe in your dwelling, if you don't already have one installed.
  • Meat gain doesn't trigger when resting for free.
  • Under the special challenge path, Way of the Surprising Fist, stats are given as normal but no meat drops. The following message is appended to the normal meat drop line:
    Since you are a benevolent god, you turn around and give the Meat to somebody standing behind you. He almost certainly deserved it.
  • Resting with a meat globe in your dwelling produces this message:
Looks like some Meat fell out of your Meat Globe while you were sleeping!
You gain 25−35 Meat.

History

  • Prior to the shore revamp on August 30, 2013, this item required 12 trips to get. When used, it produced:
You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.
You gain 100 Fortitude.
You gain 100 Magicalness.
You gain 100 Sarcasm.
You gain 1,500 Meat.

Collection

  • 🥇: HotStuff (#59035) - 2
  • 🥈: Ainast (#205068), Baronous (#53675), CfAcTor3000 (#311944), Demagogue (#311153), Dr Moxie (#402621), HOldeRofSecrEts (#216194), Mad Matt (#127250), Spaghettious (#282961), StickRomp (#248790) - 1

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ancient vinyl coin purse
650-750
 

bag of park garbage
150-250
 

black pension check
400-450
 

briefcase
300
(or a fat stack of cash) 

chest of the Bonerdagon
3,000
 

collection of tiny spooky objects
100-1,000
 

CSA discount card
300
 

cursed piece of thirteen
500-1,000
(or fight a scary pirate) 

Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
100,000
(after upgrading A Telescope 7 times) 

dungeon dragon chest
450-550
 

duct tape wallet
2,500-3,600
 

envelope full of Meat
500
(Affected by +meat% modifiers)

fat wallet
350-450
 

flytrap pellet
300-400
 (sometimes)

Gathered Meat-Clip
420-620
 

Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
10,000
 

handful of tips
300-400
(Lose ~20k Meat every 10k earned)

haunted Hell ramen
20-24
(and gain 4 fullness) 

Hell ramen
20-29
(and gain 4 fullness) 

kobold treasure hoard
10
(plus possibly a newborn kobold) 

LOLmec statuette
1,000,000
 

meat globe
600-800
 (if there's one in your dwelling) 

Mr. Big's Wallet
690
 

nest egg
150
 

Orcish meat locker
90-110
(if you have a rusty metal key, which is consumed) 

old coin purse
450-550
 

old leather wallet
400-600
 

Penultimate Fantasy chest
100-200
(plus some items) 

pixel coin
2,000
 

pixellated moneybag
450-550
 

roll of meat
1,750
(some of which are meat stacks) 

shiny stones
140-160
 

smut orc keepsake box
1,400-1,500
(after bridge is finished) 

SMOOCH bottlecap
1,000
 

solid gold jewel
100,000
 

stolen meatpouch
30-50
 

Warm Subject gift certificate
400-500
(except for first use with Torso Awaregness)