CSA discount card

CSA discount card

This is a little card with a cryptic series of glyphs on it indicating various discounts at various stores. There are places for stamps, places for holes to be punched, and byzantine rules regarding buying 9 of something at 100% off and getting 9 more for free.

Type: usable
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: CSA discount cards)

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Item number: 5745
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Camp Scout backpack

When Used

You go from store to store in Seaside Town taking advantage of various loopholes, coupons, promotions, and typos on product labels. You end up getting quite a bit of something for nothing.

You gain 300 Meat.

• In Way of the Surprising Fist, instead of meat this is appended:

And like a good Camp Scout, you donate the proceeds to the needy.

References

• This is a reference to Couponing, in which people purchase an exorbitant amount of items from a grocery store for almost nothing by exploiting multiple levels of coupons and deals. The people typically do a lot of preparation, which includes a "cheat sheet" to ensure everything goes as planned.

Collection

• 🥇: Pastahead (#486552) - 18,540
• 🥈: kwhkwh (#1929998) - 15,000
• 🥉: Aduine (#1670484) - 12,456
• #4: D3tox (#1426611) - 8,826
• #5: mflGrMp (#56226) - 5,246
• #6: Is My Muscle too Big (#2551825) - 4,971
• #7: Skent (#1076753) - 4,692
• #8: hiDinghermit (#725639) - 2,594
• #9: DosBoot (#115656) - 2,500
• #10: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 2,469

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