Warm Subject gift certificate

Warm Subject gift certificate

In the dark and torpid miasma
White as bone and red as plasma
Black as the rain that soaks my soul
Consumer lust fills the gaping hole.

Yup. This is a gift certificate to Loathing's most popular store for trendy depressed people: Warm Subject. Rubber bondage pants for everybody!

Type: usable
Selling Price: 141 Meat.

(In-game plural: Warm Subject gift certificates)

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Obtained From

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)

Goth Giant

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky

In a Black Room, with Black Curtains

When Used

• From inventory with the Torso Awaregness skill, without a goth kid t-shirt:

You go to Warm Subject and browse the shirts for a while. You find one that you wouldn't mind wearing ironically. There seems to be only one in the store, though.

You acquire an item: goth kid t-shirt

• Without Torso Awaregness, or with the above shirt:

You go to Warm Subject, but you can't find anything you'd actually wear. You cash the certificate in for Meat, instead.

You gain 400−500 Meat.

• In Way of the Surprising Fist, instead of meat this is appended:

Then you walk next door to the hat store, and you give the hat store all of your Meat. We need all kinds of things in this economy.

Notes

• If you are eligible for a shirt and attempt to use multiple certificates, you will only get one shirt and only one certificate will be used.
• Used to give a maximum of one shirt per ascension.

References

• The store "Warm Subject" is a play on the name of the store Hot Topic.

Collection

• 🥇: Chartan (#647220) - 250,000
• 🥈: Magic2729 (#1557522) - 119,573
• 🥉: Yohman (#644130) - 105,555
• #4: willied1 (#369640) - 94,094
• #5: Garlon (#707072) - 93,971
• #6: McMadman (#668649) - 87,342
• #7: Tubgirl (#707048) - 83,411
• #8: ghoskpayker (#1312336) - 70,356
• #9: ThunderGate (#294980) - 69,189
• #10: Megwen (#66468) - 55,015

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