Briefcase bat

Briefcase bat
Monster ID	46
Locations	Guano Junction
Hit Points	11
Attack	17
Defense	15
No-Hit	27
Initiative	60
Meat	23-33
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, wing, torso
Drops	bat guano, briefcase, sonar-in-a-biscuit
Bounty	important bat file
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a briefcase bat

This is a bat with the body of a briefcase. At least it's somewhat smaller than the boxercase bats.

Hit Message(s):

It batters you on the <shoulder> with its briefcase body. Eek! Ooh! Oof!

It opens its briefcase body and releases a beam of golden light, which breaks your concentration. Eek! Ooh! Ow!

It briefly smacks you in the <shoulder> with its briefcase. Thank god it wasn't a thoroughcase. Oof! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It opens its briefcase body and releases a fusillade of bullets from somewhere within. Why didn't someone tell you there was a guy in the briefcase with a damn hand cannon? Argh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to batter your <shoulder> with its briefcase body, but you batter it right back. Batter up!

It opens its briefcase body and releases a beam of golden light, but you dodge the beam.

It briefly smacks you with its briefcase, but the smack is too brief to really hurt.

It tries to smack you with its handle, but you dodge like the Messiah.

It tries to smack you with its hinges, but you whinge about it and then dodge.

Fumble Message:

It opens its briefcase body and releases a fusillade of bullets from somewhere within. Luckily, not one of them hits you. That's a miracle, and I want you to acknowledge it! (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 23-33 Meat (average: 28, stdev: 2.42)*

You acquire an item: bat guano (10.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: briefcase (40.8% chance)*

You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit (10% chance)*

• If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:

You acquire a bounty item: important bat file

(X of 7 found)

You gain 4-5 <substat>.

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Occurs at Guano Junction.

References

• The "beam of golden light" from the combat text is a reference to the briefcase in the movie Pulp Fiction -- the contents of the briefcase are never seen, but when it's opened a golden light pours out. The critical and fumble messages both contain partial quotes from this movie.