Fear of an uncertain future
| Fear of an uncertain future | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1996 |
| Locations | Your Guts Chakra, Your Hat Chakra, Your Liver Chakra |
| Hit Points | 75% of Player's Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie-1 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle-1 |
| Initiative | 10 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | eyebrow, goop, tentacle |
| Drops | negative lump, negative lump |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting fear of an uncertain futureWhat if you lose your job? What if you get cancer? What if you lose your job and get cancer and you get kicked out of your apartment and have to live on the streets? What'll kill you first: the cancer, starvation, or freezing to death?
Hit Message(s):
What if your house collapses into a sinkhole and you fall into the center of the earth? Ouch! Ugh! Argh!
What if global warming turns out way worse than everyone thought and peoples' hair starts catching fire like next week? Ouch! Ow! Ugh!
What if you get hit by a bus and your pelvis is shattered and your guts are so twisted up you have to pee out of one of your ears? Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!
Suddenly, you sneeze. Oh god. Is sneezing a symptom of cancer? Like maybe sinus cancer? Wait, it's definitely a symptom of the bubonic plague, right? Quick, better go look it up on the internet. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!
What if your house collapses into a sinkhole and you fall into the center of the earth and it turns out to be really awesome there, like the weather is always perfect and all the arcade machines are on freeplay?
What if global warming and nuclear winter cancel each other out and, shocked by how close we came to catastrophe, everyone comes together to rebuild a beautiful new utopia?
What if you get hit by a bus and a secret government organization rebuilds you, even faster and better than before?
But wait, what if you get some kind of weird alien cancer that isn't damaging to your health and actually gives you superpowers? (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
Occurs at Your Guts Chakra and Your Liver Chakra.
