Filthy pirate

Filthy pirate
Monster ID	1761
Locations	Pirates of the Garbage Barges
Hit Points	100
Attack	150
Defense	150
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	pirate
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arrrrm, arm, head, leg, pegleg, torso
Drops	grogpagne, dirty rigging rope
Bounty	empty rum bottle
Manuel	plunge-leg
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a filthy pirate

As your barge creeps slowly down the garbage river, you hear a sound overhead. You look up just in time to see a nasty-looking pirate swing in on an even nastier-looking rope. As he lumbers toward you, you realize that what you took for a peg leg is actually a toilet plunger. A well-used one, by the looks of it.

"Arrrrge," says the pirate. "This be my barrrr now."

"Wh-"

"Ye knows what I meant."

Hit Message(s):

He snags you with his hook hand, which appears to be a rusty bent-up coathanger. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch!

He sings an incomprehensible sea shanty at you, and leans in wayyy too close to your face during the chorus. Ow! Ow! Argh! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He threatens to show you what's under his eyepatch. It turns out not to be an idle threat. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Oof! Ugh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to claw you with his hook hand, but it's not as long as his real arm and he kind of misjudges his reach and misses you? I guess?

He kind of mutter-sings something that might have been a sea shanty, before he forgot all the words and also was drunk on bilge wine pretty much all of the time.

Fumble Message:

He tries to attack you, but his peg leg has suctioned itself to the floor. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: dirty rigging rope (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: grogpagne (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: plunge-leg (10% chance)*

You acquire a bounty item: empty rum bottle

(X of 10 found)

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Occurs at Pirates of the Garbage Barges.