Fire Fighter
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| Fire Fighter | |
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| Monster ID | 1686 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel | handful of fire |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Fire FighterYou approach a woman with bright orange hair and ask if you're in the right place for the Hottest Adventurer contest. "You are, but I warn you -- the competition is pretty hot!" she says.
"Okay, I don't have time for another pun-off. Let's just fight and get it over with."
"Aww," she says, "the fire pun shtick is pretty much all I've got. Oh, and also these magical flame powers." A wreath of flame springs into existence around her and she advances on you.
Hit Message(s):
She punches you in the <eye> with her red-hot fist. It sizzles as your <eye>-fat boils away. Ow! Ouch! Ow! (hot damage)
She burns the midnight oil, by which I mean that she douses our[sic] <arse> in oil and sets it ablaze. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! (hot damage)
She burns your candle at both ends by setting your <knee> and your <solar plexus> on fire at the same time. Argh! Ouch! Eek! (hot damage)
She burns your candle at both ends by setting your <giblets> and your <solar plexus> on fire at the same time. Ugh! Eek! Ouch!
She rushes toward you, but you spray her with a fire extinguisher.
She dives at you, but you deflect her with a wet blanket.
She throws a flaming punch, but you stop, drop, and roll out of the way.
She throws a flaming punch, but you stop, drop, and roll out of the way (FUMBLE!)
| You gain ~40-50? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Hottest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
