Fire truck

Fire truck
Monster ID	1499
Locations	A Deserted Stretch of I-911
Hit Points	1
Attack	Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)
Defense	Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	antenna, body, fender, ladder, wheel
Drops	fire hose, fireman's lunch
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a fire truck

With a squeal of tires and the smell of burning rubber, a fire truck pulls up next to you. It's got the ladder, the dalmatian sitting on the front, the hoses spewing napalm and throwing flame...

Okay, so this is maybe not your typical fire truck. It's a lot more accurately named, though. The other ones should be called water trucks, amirite?

Hit Message(s):

It brands you with its steaming grill. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! (hot damage)

It hoses you down with fire from its fire hose. Ouch! Ooh! Oof! (hot damage)

It runs you over with a smokin' hot wheel. Ouch! Eek! Ugh! (hot damage)

It whacks you with its ladder. Oof! Ooh! Eek!

The dalmatian atop the truck leans out and bites you on the <ankle>. Ugh! Argh! Ouch!

The fire truck spews napalm out of a nozzle, coating you in victory-smell. Oof! Ouch! Ugh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It whacks you with its ladder, spews flame all over you, and manages to run over your toes all at the same time.

Miss Message(s):

It tries to brand you with its grill, but the hare pulls you out of the way

It tries to hose you down with fire, but the hare picks you up and pulls you out of the way.

It tries to run you over with a smokin' hot wheel, but you wheel not be run over that easily.

It tries to whack you with its ladder, but it's not ladder-day, and you're no saint.

The dalmatian atop the truck tries to bite you, but you tell it to sit or you'll make a fur coat out of it.

The fire truck spews napalm at you, but you don't want to smell like victory, so you dodge.

Fumble Message:

It gets its hoses tangled in its ladder, and has to stop and unwind everything while being careful not to set itself on fire. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

If you deal 0 Hot damage

The Hare looks at the smoking wreckage of the vehicle, then looks at you.

"Uhh... Thanks... I guess..."

If you deal at least 1 Hot damage

A wave of heat knocks you over as the fire truck explodes. It also knocks the hare closer to the finish line!

X Seconds Saved!

You acquire an item: fire hose (2% chance)*

You acquire an item: fireman's lunch (5% chance)*

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Occurs at A Deserted Stretch of I-911.

Notes

• This monster cannot be copied.