Fish bazooka
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fish bazooka
What do you get when you take a bazookafish and remove the head, tail, fins, and body? This, apparently. Well, this and fish guts all over your hands.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed bazooka)
Damage: 20 - 40
Moxie Required: 85
Selling Price: 250 Meat.Moxie +5%
+10% Meat from Monsters
(In-game plural: fish bazookas)
Obtained From
Uses
Messages
You shout, "yo, Joe!" and fire a missile that explodes for X damage. ZAP! BARF! BOOF!
You fire a missile from your bazooka. The ensuing explosion, in addition to being totally sweeeeeet, does X damage. KERBLAM! BAM! WHAM!
You launch a missile at it, but miss by a few feet. Turns out missiles are in that category of things in which 'close enough' counts, because it takes X damage. WHACK! WHAM! POW!
You shout, "fire in the hole!" and then shoot a missile that explodes for X damage. That was a little too much information, man. SMACK! BIFF! SMACK!
Notes
- Pulverizes into a sea salt crystal.
- The following message is displayed after critical hits:
- While underwater, the damage done is equal to the zone's pressure penalty, ± up to 10.
References
- "Yo, Joe!" Refers to the cartoon series based on G.I. Joe, and Bazooka Joe from the bubblegum comics.
- "Turns out missiles are in that category of things in which 'close enough' counts" refers to the proverb "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades."
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: Costanzafaust (#485034) - 307
- 🥈: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 73
- 🥉: bazo0ka (#1647371) - 30
- #4: Nikademus (#95105) - 16
- #5: Artie Effham (#976900), eav (#22185) - 15
- #7: Wagr (#570173) - 13
- #8: Pastahead (#486552) - 12
- #9: Donavin69 (#2151136) - 11
- #10: DosBoot (#115656) - 10
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