Fleet woodsman
| Fleet woodsman | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1527 |
| Locations | A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters |
| Hit Points | 150 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 130 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | 60-90 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | Green Manalishi, fleetwood chain |
| Manuel | flask of rainwater |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a fleet woodsmanThis woodsman (like a lumberjack, but more Renaissance Festival) is one of the fastest woodcutters of the age. But now his favorite forest is being cut down by the Red Army to provide timber for building the interior structures of their zeppelins. He imagines a tomorrow in which there are no more trees to cut down, and he can't stop thinkin' about that tomorrow. What if he has to find a different line of work? He's afraid of changing, because he built his life around these trees.
Hit Message(s):
He hits you with his fleetwood ax, knocking you straight back. Ow! Ooh!
He hits a nearby mountain, causing a landslide that brings you down. Ow! Ugh!
You try to go your own way, but he beats you with a chain. Argh! Ooh!
He hits you until you say, "that's enough for me." Argh! Eek!
He pulls out a lynyrd tusk and scratches you with it. Ow! Ooh!
He spreads rumours about you, which really hurts your feelings. Oof! Ouch!
He hits you with his fleetwood ax. It hurts worse than trying to record an album while everyone in the band is breaking up with their significant others. Ow! Eek!
He strikes at you with his fleetwood ax, but misses over and over.
He tries to bring you down with a landslide, but you dodge.
He tries to get in your way, but you go your own way.
He tries to hit you, but you beg him to never make you cry.
He tries to scratch you with a tusk, but you threaten to kick him out of the band.
He tries to spread rumours about you, but your character is unassailable.
He starts arguing with another fleet woodsman, and stops fighting with you, or doing anything else productive, while the disagreement goes on. I'm sure it'll produce some great art, though. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 60-90 Meat (average: 75, stdev: 6.52)* |
 | You acquire an item: fleetwood chain (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Green Manalishi (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: flask of rainwater (?% chance)* |
Occurs in A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- This monster and its messages refer to the rock band Fleetwood Mac and many of its songs including: Don't Stop, Landslide, Go Your Own Way, and Tusk
