Flock of every birds
| Flock of every birds | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2071 |
| Locations | Near the Witch's House |
| Hit Points | 50 |
| Attack | 150 |
| Defense | 150 |
| Initiative | 100 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, wing, leg |
| Drops | Rubee™, Rubee™ |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a flock of every birdsYou enter a small clearing, and stop short. The whole place is filled with birds. Mostly pigeons, but you also see sparrows, jays, crows, a few big seagulls, and even a Canadian goose. They all turn to look at you with beady black eyes. It's a very Hitchcockian moment, but you don't get much time to appreciate the reference before they all screech into the air and swarm you.
or
Uh-oh, you're back in that swamp clearing with all the birds. You get about two seconds to consider how much it must have cost LyleCo to train all these actual live birds, and one more second to be dumbfounded by that, before they attack you.
or
Strolling through the swampy/foresty section of the park, you enter a small clearing. You don't even get the chance to recognize it before everything turns into one of those M.C. Escher posters where every single part of space is a bird.
or
You enter a small clearing and, to your shock, find a dead body on the ground! You crouch down next to it and turn it over, and discover -- whew! -- it's just a cloth dummy dressed as an adventurer. It has ragged tears all over its face and torso, and for some reason it's been stuffed with birdseed. How unusuaaaaarrrgh!
or
You find yourself back in that bird-infested clearing, and desperately try to remember how the people in the movie "The Birds" finally managed to defeat them. Oh yeah! They didn't!
Hit Message(s):
The goose cracks your <knee> with its wing. I mean you can literally feel the bone crack.Ow! Ow! Oof! Ooh!
A crow claws and bites at your face while apparently trying to steal the shiny fillings in your teeth.Oof! Ow! Ow! Ouch!
A woodpecker lands on your shoulder and attempts to drill a new hole in your skull.Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ouch!
A pigeon pecks at your eyes! If only you had a balloon animal shaped like Robert Frost.Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ow!
A beserk bluejay swoops at you and claws the hell out of your face.Ouch! Ow! Ow! Oof!
A hummingbird torpedoes you, flying straight into your ear! Oof! Ooh! Argh! Ugh! Eek!
The goose flaps its wings at you and hisses angrily. Jesus those things are scary.
A crow perches on a nearby tree branch and watches you carefully to see if anything shiny or edible falls off of you.
A sparrow chirps at you hesitantly.
A pigeon craps on your head. This is annoying and gross, but not actually damaging except to your pride.
A bluejay swoops past your head, screaming like a bastard.
A duck quacks at you.
A penguin wanders past, ignoring you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 2 Rubees™ (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Near the Witch's House.
Notes
- Attacks three times per round.
- This monster counts as a group (of size 100). It takes manifold damage from area-of-effect skills such as Wave of Sauce.
- Must only be attacked with Group Damage. If they take damage from any other source they will not die that round and heal all damage taken that round. Thus you must disable all sources of passive damage before fighting them. Even insta-kill items like The Bomb are unable to defeat this monster.
- A bunch of additional birds fly in to replace the ones you smacked out of the way. If only there was some way to hit all of them at once...
Enemy regains 120050 HP
- This monster cannot be wished for.
