Freaked-out mushroom guy

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freaked-out mushroom guy You're fighting a freaked-out mushroom guy

This mushroom guy seems really surprised to see you here, and unable to process that information, and on the verge of completely losing its mind because of this.

Judging from the size of its pupils, this is probably its standard emotional state.

Hit Message(s):

It hits you so hard, you fall onto the ceiling. Well, the ground actually, but the mushroom guy thinks it's the ceiling right now. Ow! Argh! Oof!

It kicks you in the <foot>, to stop your <foot> from looking at it that way. Ooh! Ow! Argh!

It slams into you to check if you're a two-dimensional cardboard cutout. Argh! Ouch! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

It screams something about hexagons and kicks you in the chest. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Argh! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It asks you if you're a machine elf. You aren't really sure how to answer that.

The mushroom starts laughing uncontrollably, so you wait around until it's finished.

It gets into a conversation with the little cartoon people dancing in its peripheral vision, and momentarily forgets about you.

Fumble Message:

The mushroom guy gets distracted by how weird its lack of hands looks. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: Knoll mushroom (20% chance)*
You acquire an item: paisley spore pod (70% chance)*
You gain 6.25 <substat>.

Occurs at The Fungal Nethers.