Frozen Solid Snake
| Frozen Solid Snake | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1514 |
| Locations | Lair of the Ninja Snowmen |
| Hit Points | 175 |
| Attack | 160 |
| Defense | 160 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | cold |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, tail |
| Drops | |
| Quest | The First Pizza |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Frozen Solid SnakeYou make your way into a cave deep beneath the Ninja Snowman lair. It's frosty down here...seriously frosty. An eerie blue light illuminates the artifact you've been searching for: the legendary First Pizza, kept on ice all these years.
As you reach for the pizza, though, a cardboard box in the corner suddenly grows a tail and slithers toward you. You spin around just in time to see a frigid blue snake throw off the box and come at you, its fangs like icicles (or possibly its icicles like fangs). Snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?
Hit Message(s):
He injects you with freezing-cold venom. Or maybe that's just his spit. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He lashes you with his frosty tail. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He blows frigid air at you. At least it's not dairy air. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He spears you with a frosty fang. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He bites your <calf> with one frozen fang. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He wraps a frigid coil around you and squeezes. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He wraps his frigid coils around you and blasts you with his frosty breath while sinking his freezing fangs deep into your neck. It's so cold, you run out of synonyms for cold. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He tries to inject you with venom, but it's frozen solid in his venom sacs.
He tries to bite you with a frozen fang, but your natural heat wards him off.
He blows frigid air at you, but you have plenty of hot air to spare.
He tries to spear you with a frosty fang, but f--I mean, messes it up.
He tries to lash you with his frosty tail, but can't move it fast enough.
He tries to squeeze you in his frigid coils, but can't generate enough frigid air.
He tries to bite you, but bites his own tail instead, and has to extract himself before he become a frozen ouroboros. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: The First Pizza (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
References
- This monster's name is a pun on Solid Snake, the protagonist of the Metal Gear series. Solid Snake is well-known for hiding in cardboard boxes.
- "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" is a quote from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
