Fudge vulture
| Fudge vulture | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1118 |
| Locations | Fudge Mountain |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 72 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | beak, head, talon, wing |
| Drops | fudgecule |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a fudge vultureThis is a giant scavenger bird (or, as I think of it, a small feathery dinosaur) that follows its friends around, waiting for them to die so it can feast on their carcasses.
To be fair, if all your friends were made out of delicious fudge, you'd probably do the same thing.
Hit Message(s):
It fakes a couple of stabs with its beak, then slices your <leg> with its talons. Clever girl.
It slices you with a fudge talon. Stupid chocolate dinosaur.
It wings you with one of its chocolate wings.
It decides to stop waiting for you to die, and hastens the process by snapping your lower back with its beak.
It flaps its giant chocolate wings, somehow lumbering its way into the air, then drops all of its weight on you at once. Its beak snaps shut on your shoulder, and you feel like carrion, my wayward son.
It snaps at you with its beak, but isn't used to its prey moving around, and misses.
It regards you with its cold, beady eyes (I think they're made out of ganache). "Just you wait, bucko," it seems to say.
It grooms a few fudge grubs out of its chocolate wings.
It slices at you with a fudge talon, but the talon breaks off before it can hurt you.
It tosses one of the corpses it was eating at you, but you aren't carrying some dumb bird's carrion luggage. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 5−6 fudgecules |
Occurs at Fudge Mountain. Fudgecule drops can be increased by the following effects:
References
- The attack line "Clever girl" is a reference to the movie, Jurassic Park, when Muldoon is about to shoot a velociraptor and another one ambushes him from the side.
- The critical hit message references the song, "Carry On Wayward Son", by the band Kansas.
