Fudge weasel
| Fudge weasel | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1116 |
| Locations | Fudge Mountain |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 80 |
| Defense | 80 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | claw, head, paw, tail |
| Drops | fudgecule |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a fudge weaselThis thing kind of looks like the unholy offspring of a rat and a wiener dog. It has sharp little rodent-y teeth and claws, but it does look to be made out of delicious fudge. So at least after it rips your flesh, you'll have something to snack on.
Hit Message(s):
It scratches you with its fudge claws. Man, what the fudge?
It scratches you with its fudge claws. Despite sounding like a delicious pastry, they hurt quite a bit.
It weasels its way close to you, then bites you in the <shoulder>.
It bites you with its chocolate fangs. Chocolate fang! Some stay dry and others feel the pain. Guess which one you are.
It latches onto your throat with its teeth and scratches at your chest with all four paws. Yeesh!
It starts to scratch you with its fudge claws, but you distract it with a tasty bear claw.
It tries to bite you, but you weasel out of the bite.
It tries to scratch you with its fudge claws, but fudges the whole thing up.
It tries to bite you with its chocolate fangs, but you move away from the mouth to breathe in (and to not get bit).
It gets a little too hot from overexertion and starts to melt. It has to stand still for a minute and set up again. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 5−6 fudgecules |
Occurs at Fudge Mountain. Fudgecule drops can be increased by the following effects:
References
- Weasels Ripped My Flesh is the name of a 1970 album by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention.
- The two "chocolate fangs" messages both quote lyrics from Tay Zonday's song, "Chocolate Rain".
- The name of the creature may be a reference to one of the aliens from Stephen King's book Dreamcatcher, which was colloquially known as a "shit-weasel".
