Funny bone
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funny bone
This is a rubber model of a bone. It must be a humerus, because it keeps snickering.
Type: potion
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Effect: Angry Bone (30 Adventures)+40 Damage vs. Undead
(In-game plural: funny bones)
Obtained From
When Used
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| You hold the funny bone aloft and it tells a joke:
"<skeleton joke>" You groan, and then your groan turns into a moan, which turns into a howl of rage as you flush the bone down the nearest toilet as punishment. | ||
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Notes
- <skeleton joke> includes:
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer." "AHHHH!" screams the bartender. "A TALKING SKELETON!"
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer, and tell me what you think about my ribcage. Isn't it the awesomest ribcage ever?" "You say that," replies the bartender, "but I can see your heart isn't in it."
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer, and help me get a job playing music at a church." "Sorry," the bartender shrugs, "I'm an athiest."
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a glass of milk." "Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a beer?" the bartender asks. "No," replies the skeleton, "I don't have the stomach for it."
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer." The bartender, who is merely a pile of loose flesh and organs on the floor, is unable to reply. "Oh right," says the skeleton. "I forgot about that."
- A horse skeleton walks into a bar and orders a glass of milk, a mop, and his favorite musical instrument. The bartender, unable to figure out how to react to this, goes insane.
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer, and tell me what you think of this story I wrote." The bartender reads it, and says, "Well, I think the characters could be fleshed out a little better."
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer... and a mop." "Sorry bud," The bartender replies, "this is a union shop."
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer, and not any crap about my overbite."
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer, and help me improve this joke." The bartender shrugs, saying "Well, I think it's pretty humerus already."
- A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer." "Get out!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your kind anymore!" "Gee," says the skeleton, "one of us really got under your skin, huh?"
Collection
- 🥇: Pastahead (#486552) - 5,996
- 🥈: Confined (#2609128) - 3,534
- 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 582
- #4: Kingdom Comics (#2278896) - 500
- #5: whizdad (#443313) - 402
- #6: DosBoot (#115656) - 250
- #7: Musikat (#394210) - 233
- #8: BrassOnes (#2991523), Magnus Thunderblade (#1298627) - 211
- #10: Jest Phulin (#56597) - 201
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