Garbage tourist

Garbage tourist
Monster ID	1760
Locations	Barf Mountain
Hit Points	100
Attack	100
Defense	100
Initiative	0
Meat	200-300
Phylum	elemental
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, garbage bag, garbage bag, garbage bag, head, leg, torso
Drops	bag of park garbage, bag of park garbage, bag of park garbage
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a garbage tourist

You walk up to a pile of garbage behind the last person in line. As you edge past it, it emits a strangled "hey!" and you realize, to your horror, that the pile of garbage is actually a person. Apparently she's been waiting in this line so long that she just... gave up... and let the constant aura of blowing garbage finally overtake her.

Hit Message(s):

She pelts you with half-eaten corn dogs, and there is definitely a reason why they were only half-eaten. (stench damage)

She wales on you with her handbag, which is also a garbage bag -- by both construction and contents. (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

You are suddenly attacked by a swarm of rats that have decided that this woman is their god. ...This place is weird. (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

She hits you with a bag of garbage, but thankfully it was just recyclables.

She throws a bunch of wadded up park brochures at you, but they're neither heavy nor particularly gross.

Fumble Message:

She moves to attack you, but slips on a banana peel. Which she was wearing as a shoe. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 200−300 Meat

You acquire an item: bag of park garbage (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: bag of park garbage (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: bag of park garbage (15% chance)*

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Occurs at Barf Mountain.