Genalen™ Bottle

Genalen™ Bottle

Despite the hippies' intense brand loyalty to it, this is probably the least efficient way to transport and consume beverages ever invented, with "cupped hands" running a close second. It's full of lukewarm herbal tea, though, so maybe it's a good thing that you can't get at it.

Type: beverage (good)
Size: 1
Level required: 10
Selling Price: 85 Meat.

(In-game plural: Genalen™ Bottles)

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Item number: 2023
Description ID: 901962449
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Obtained From

The Hippy Camp (Verge of War)

Blockin' Out the Scenery

Items

Hippy Army MPE (0-1)

When Consumed

You drink the tea out of your Genalen Bottle, spilling half of it on yourself in the process. You then throw the bottle to the ground and stomp it into powder. Indestructible, indeed.

You gain 2-4 Adventures.

You gain 15-30 Muscleboundness. You gain 15-30 Wizardliness.

You acquire an item: useless powder

(You gain 1 Fullness.)

References

• This is a reference to rugged Nalgene bottles, as Genalen is an anagram of Nalgene. The art for the item also resembles a Nalgene bottle. "Indestructible, indeed." refers to the supposed indestructabilty of Nalgene bottles.

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