Giant penguin keychain

giant penguin keychain

This is big rubberized keychain depicting a penguin. So big, in fact, that you can hide behind it and nurse your feelings of outrage every time you see a garden with walls around it. Vegetables want to be free, man, and if freeing them means they get riddled with pests and mostly devoured by vermin, well, that's the gardener's fault for being insufficiently idealistic.

Type: off-hand item (shield)
Damage Reduction: 10
Muscle Required: 62
Selling Price: 105 Meat.

Regenerate 12-16 HP per adventure
Moxie -5

(In-game plural: giant penguin keychains)

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Item number: 6272
Description ID: 135399871
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Obtained From

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)

Neckbeard Giant

See Also

• HP Regeneration
• Moxie Modifiers

References

• The penguin is a reference to "Tux" the Linux penguin mascot.
• The "garden with walls around" is a common metaphor for closed source software, as well as the "walled garden" ecosystem common to mobile computing environments.
• The idealistic gardener is most likely a reference to Richard Stallman.

Collection

• 🥇: Pumpkinheadme (#1052641) - 10,119
• 🥈: Artie Effham (#976900) - 6,914
• 🥉: FionaFairhame (#1115585) - 1,457
• #4: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 992
• #5: OneEyedJack (#2877690) - 666
• #6: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 629
• #7: FettucineQueenie (#210998) - 502
• #8: Kami (#1529391) - 474
• #9: Pastahead (#486552) - 392
• #10: XTaran (#290657) - 384

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