Giant potato

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giant potato You're fighting a giant potato

For years, Adventurers have been wandering around using potatoes as familiars, with no understanding of the seething resentment they were fomenting in those potatoes' ancestral progenitors, halfway around the world.

Now you'll understand. Now you face the wrath of the spud.

Hit Message(s):

It wraps a thorny vine around your <groin> and gives you a bad case of vine-burn. Ow! Ouch! Ooh! (hot damage)

It wraps a vine around an overhead branch and swings at you like a giant potato version of Tarzan, slamming into your <groin>. Eek! Ouch! Eek!

It reaches into a nearby barbecue grill with one of its vines, grabs a hot coal, and hurls it at your <groin>. Ugh! Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)

It presses an especially hot part of its... er... potato part... against your <groin>. How is this still alive if it's so thoroughly baked? And who cooked it? Eek! Ugh! Ow! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It wraps a thorny vine around your giblets and gives you a bad case of vine-burn. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ow! Ouch! Ugh! Ow! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It wraps a thorny vine around your <groin>, but you're an animal, and your <groin> is quicker than any part of a plant.

It moves to attack you, but finds that it has accidentally extended some new roots into the ground and is temporarily immobilized by them. Stupid plant.

Fumble Message:

It wraps a thorny vine around your <groin>, but you're an animal, and your <groin> is quicker than any part of a plant. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: Spirit of St. Patrick's Day (100% chance)*
You acquire an item: four-leaf potato sprout (10% chance)*
You acquire an item: potato jacket (0.1% chance)*

Occurs at St. Patrick's Day Island.

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