Giggity Bobbity Boo!
You walk into the next room in Fernswarthy's Basement, and are shocked by what you see. Or, rather, what you don't see. There are no weird monsters or bizarre challenges -- in fact, the walls and floor are completely bare. You let your guard down (he was getting heavy, anyway) and lean back against the wall. When you do, you hear a faint click as the brick you're leaning against slides back a fraction of an inch.
The wall opposite you rotates 180 degrees, revealing a circular bed with leopard-print sheets. To your left, a portion of the wall slides up vertically to reveal a fully-stocked wet bar. Red and blue lights flash overhead as sexified, slow-jam R&B music slinks out of hidden speakers. Oh, man... you just learned way more about Fernswarthy than you ever, ever wanted to know.
As you avert your eyes, you see a rack of leopard-print-covered barbells in one corner. That must be how Fernswarthy stayed in shape for whatever horrible things went on in this room.
| Grab one! (1) |
You grab one of the barbells and beat feet down the stairs as the floor starts to open up and a martini-glass-shaped jacuzzi rises from the depths.
 | You acquire an item: enchanted leopard-print barbell |
Notes
- Occurs on the 300th floor of Fernswarthy's Basement.
References
- The adventure title and the description of what comes out of the wall is a reference to the TV show Family Guy -- specifically to the character of Glenn Quagmire, a wisecracking letch who often says nonsense like "Giggity giggity!". In one episode it is revealed that his normally nondescript living room converts into a garishly-decorated "bachelor pad" with the press of a few buttons.
- The "boppity boo" portion of the title comes from the song "Bippity Boppity Boo", from Disney's Cinderella.
