Gingerbread wino
Gingerbread wino | |
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Monster ID | 1982 |
Locations | Gingerbread Train Station |
Hit Points | ? |
Attack | ? |
Defense | unknown |
Initiative | 100 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | dude |
Elements | None |
Resistance | ? |
Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
Drops | 3-5 sprinkles, gingerbread wine |
Manuel Entry | |
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You see a gingerbread fellow staggering around the train station, and you try to figure out exactly what kind of person he is. Your thought process goes like this: "Rider? Na. Wino."
And then, as though he heard you think that ridiculous non-joke, he starts swinging a broken bottle at you, like you deserve. Yes, I'm blaming it on you.
Hit Message(s):
He smashes a liquor bottle over your head, and colored sugar water gets in your eyes. Augh! Ow! Eek! Ooh!
He throws a wild haymaker at you while shouting something about "red-hot communists". Eek! Ow! Ow!
He gets right up in your face, and more terribly your nose. Oof! Eek! Ow! (stench damage)
He smashes a liquor bottle over your head, but it's just sugar glass.
He tries to throw a haymaker at you, but it's more like plastic Easter grass.
He takes a swig from a Nik-L-Nip in a paper bag and forgets to attack you for a moment. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire 3−5 sprinkles |
![]() | You acquire an item: gingerbread wine (10% chance)* |
Occurs at Gingerbread Train Station.
References
- Rider Na Wino is Winona Ryder backwards.