Gingerbread wino

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gingerbread wino You're fighting a gingerbread wino

You see a gingerbread fellow staggering around the train station, and you try to figure out exactly what kind of person he is. Your thought process goes like this: "Rider? Na. Wino."

And then, as though he heard you think that ridiculous non-joke, he starts swinging a broken bottle at you, like you deserve. Yes, I'm blaming it on you.

Hit Message(s):

He smashes a liquor bottle over your head, and colored sugar water gets in your eyes. Augh! Ow! Eek! Ooh!

He throws a wild haymaker at you while shouting something about "red-hot communists". Eek! Ow! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

He gets right up in your face, and more terribly your nose. Oof! Eek! Ow! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He smashes a liquor bottle over your head, but it's just sugar glass.

He tries to throw a haymaker at you, but it's more like plastic Easter grass.

Fumble Message:

He takes a swig from a Nik-L-Nip in a paper bag and forgets to attack you for a moment. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire 3−5 sprinkles
You acquire an item: gingerbread wine (10% chance)*

Occurs at Gingerbread Train Station.

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