Gluttonous ghuol

Gluttonous ghuol
Monster ID	189
Locations	The Defiled Cranny, The VERY Unquiet Garves
Hit Points	50
Attack	55
Defense	50
No-Hit	65
Initiative	50
Meat	48-72
Phylum	undead
Elements	spooky
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso, tail
Drops	ghuol ears, ghuol egg, ghuol guolash, huge spoon
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a gluttonous ghuol

This is an extremely well-fed ghuol. Not so well fed as to not still be hungry for your flesh, though.

Hit Message(s):

It pokes you with its pointy ears. Hear the pain! Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It chomps on you, but spits you out when it realizes you're still alive. Still, that chomp hurt so good. Ouch! Ouch! (spooky damage)

It waddles over, trips, and falls on top of you. Ouch! Argh! (spooky damage)

It scratches you with its dirty, dirty fingernails. Great, now you're gonna need shots. Ooh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

In a surprise move, the gluttonous ghuol kills you! It takes a couple of pretty good chunks out of your dead flesh before a random lightning strike brings you back to life. Ugh! Ugh! (spooky damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to poke you with its pointy ears, but you dodge.

It starts to chomp on you, but you say "I'm not dead yet!" and it desists.

It tries to waddle over to you, but runs out of breath before it gets there.

It tries to scratch you with its dirty fingernails, but you give it a quick manicure.

Fumble Message:

It stalks toward you, but suddenly clutches its chest and falls over, shouting the ghuolish equivalent of, "I'm comin', 'Lizabeth!" It lies there, motionless, as other ghuols come to feed on it. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

The gluttonous ghuol feasts on a nearby corpse, and looks refreshed.

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After Combat

You gain 48-72 Meat. (average: 60, stdev: 5.29)*

You acquire an item: ghuol ears (9.9% chance)*

You acquire an item: ghuol egg (9.6% chance)*

You acquire an item: ghuol guolash (20.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: huge spoon (5% chance)*

You gain 11 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Defiled Cranny and The VERY Unquiet Garves.

Notes

• The gluttonous ghuol will only heal itself when below its maximum HP.
• Healing occurs 30% of the time, and restores 1-10 HP.
• This monster cannot be wished for.

References

• The 2nd hit text refers to the song Hurts So Good by John Mellencamp.
• The 2nd miss text contains a quote from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
• The 4th hit text refers to tetanus.
• The fumble message refers to Sanford and Son, specifically the lead character's fake heart attack scares whenever he doesn't get his way.