Gnasty gnome
| Gnasty gnome | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 248 |
| Locations | Thugnderdome |
| Hit Points | 35 |
| Attack | 35 |
| Defense | 31 |
| No-Hit | 45 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg |
| Drops | clockwork key, clockwork key, flange |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a gnasty gnomeThis gnome is pretty gnasty. I mean, he would have to call you Miss Jackson, he's that gnasty. Or maybe Miss Jacksogn, who knows.
Hit Message(s):
He gnoshes on your <nipple> with with his gnasty teeth. Ow! Ugh! Oof!
He gnashes his gnasty teeth at you, and bites you ign the <nipple>. Ow! Ow! Argh!
He calls you Miss Jackson, and causes a wardrobe malfunction. Namely the failure of your wardrobe to protect you from the vicious wound he inflicts on your <nipple>. Ooh! Oof!
He tries to gnosh on your <nipple>, but you're gnot having agny of that.
He tries to bite you with his gnasty teeth, but you offer him a breath mignt.
He calls you Janet, but you remind him that he's gnasty, and that he shouldn't call you that. He looks vaguely ashamed of himself. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: clockwork key (1.6% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: clockwork key (1.6% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: flange (3.6% chance)* |
| You gain 7 <substat>. |
Occurs at Thugnderdome.
Notes
- Neither of the clockwork keys can be pickpocketed.
References
- The "Miss Jackson" part of the description is a reference to the Janet Jackson song "Nasty", which contains the lyric "My first name ain't baby, It's Janet... Ms. Jackson if you're nasty".
- The "Wardrobe Malfunction" is a reference to Janet Jackson's exposure at the Superbowl Halftime Show during 2005 when her shirt revealed too much on national television.
