Gnollish Flyslayer
| Gnollish Flyslayer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 11 |
| Locations | The Degrassi Knoll Restroom, Degrassi Knoll (Retired) |
| Hit Points | 5 |
| Attack | 10 |
| Defense | 9 |
| No-Hit | 20 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 16-24 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, Gnollish flyswatter |
| Manuel | Enchanted Flyswatter |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Gnollish FlyslayerThis is one of the Gnolls whose job it is to clear Degrassi Knoll of the enormous horseflies that plague it. Have you ever seen a horsefly? Or a housefly? Or heard a rubber band? Or... never mind. Just fight the deadly-flyswatter-wielding Gnoll.
Hit Message(s):
He smacks you repeatedly with his flyswatter, wounding you and killing any number of flies in the process. Oof! Ouch!
He smacks you on the <face> with his flyswatter. If you were a fly, you'd be toast. Ow! Argh!
He swats an enormous horsefly straight into you. It bites off a chunk of your flesh, which is why you shouldn't look a gift horsefly in the mouth. Argh! Oof!
He gores you with his horns while swatting you with the flyswatter. You feel like you've had a particularly rough fraternity hazing. Argh! Argh!
He summons an army of zombie flies to swarm around you. You spin around swatting them until you fall smack on your <face>. Argh! Ooh!
He swings his flyswatter and cuts off your <face> with it! Well, not really, but it leaves a nasty welt. Ouch! Ugh!
He swings his flyswatter so fast it becomes a blur of stinging, smacking pain. By the time he stops, you're covered with nasty red welts. Man, this reads like really bad fanfic, doesn't it? Argh! Ugh!
He tries to smack you, but you confuse him by asking what you call a fly with no wings.
He swings his flyswatter, but you block with your flyswatterswatter, which appears out of nowhere and immediately vanishes.
He swats a horsefly straight at you, but you're coated in foul-smelling insect repellant. And this particularly horsefly is, indeed, foul-smelling.
He tries to gore you with his horns, but you dodge with your strings.
He summons an army of zombie flies to swarm you, but they're not particularly effectual, what with the decomposing wings and all.
He tries to swat you with his flyswatter, but you tell him you're not kinky like that.
A swarm of flies appears out of nowhere and grabs his flyswatter? Somehow, as one hive-mind, they pick it up and smack the Gnoll about the head and neck with it. Irony! (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 16−24 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: gnoll lips (5.6% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: gnoll teeth (5.0% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Gnollish flyswatter (24.7% chance)* |
| You gain 1-3 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Degrassi Knoll Restroom. Occurred at Degrassi Knoll (Retired).
History
- Prior to the Degrassi Knoll revamp on August 27, 2013, this monster occurred in Degrassi Knoll (Retired) and had the image:
References
- The monster description may be a reference to the crows' song in Disney's Dumbo, "When I See An Elephant Fly."
- One of the miss messages is a reference to an old joke: "What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk."
