Gnollish Tirejuggler
| Gnollish Tirejuggler | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 20 |
| Locations | The Degrassi Knoll Garage, Degrassi Knoll (Retired) |
| Hit Points | 6 |
| Attack | 12 |
| Defense | 10 |
| No-Hit | 22 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 20-28 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | gnoll lips, gnoll teeth, tires |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Gnollish TirejugglerThis is a Gnoll who wanders Degrassi Knoll juggling enormous tires. Nobody knows why.
Hit Message(s):
He hits you with a tire, then hits you again. You've been retired! Ow! Ugh!
He treads on you, belting you with radial attacks. Ouch! Eek!
He hits you with several tires at once. You recoil under the tire pressure. Argh! Ouch!
He rolls his enormous tires over you. You wish he would have rolled out the barrel, instead. 'Cause, y'know, it's wooden and lighter. Ouch! Ugh!
He beats your inner child with a big, thick inner tube. Eek! Eek!
He hits you with all four tires. You stagger, hurt but not beaten. Then you feel the spare tire collide with your shoulder. Ow! Ooh!
He throws tires at you, but you dodge until he gets tired and retires.
He tries to tread on you, but you retread backwards and dodge.
He tries to pressure you into giving up, but you resist his tire pressure.
He tries to roll his tires over you, but you rock backwards just in time.
He tries to beat you with some inner tubes, but you tie his tubes together.
He tries to smack you with a tire, but it goes flat. He tries each of his other tires in succession, but they're all limp. Looks like you really let the air out of his tires. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 20−28 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: gnoll lips (4.5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: gnoll teeth (5.1% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: tires (100% chance)* |
| You gain 3 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Degrassi Knoll Garage. Occurred at Degrassi Knoll (Retired).
History
- Prior to the Degrassi Knoll revamp on August 27, 2013, this monster occurred in Degrassi Knoll (Retired) and had the image:
References
- Getting one's "tubes tied," as referred to in the bottom miss message, is a common euphemism for a tubal ligation, a method of female sterilization.
- Clowns in Circuses (and also people who happen to juggle in their free time but do not happen to be clowns in circuses) often juggle large awkward items, like bowling pins, chainsaws, and tires.
