Going Ballet Up
The inner city of Pandemonium is a cesspool of crime, abandoned buildings, broken glass, and seedy strip clubs. It's only slightly more pleasant than Detroit. Given the high rates of murder, armed robbery, and jaywalking, it's the hottest piece of real estate in Hey Deze (which is saying a lot for a place composed primarily of brimstone and magma).
You walk warily down the street. Whether your brim is pulled way down low is entirely up to you. You see a small theater with its box office window boarded up. The marquee, though missing half its letters, announces the "Hey Deze Ballet Troupe," which apparently is pas-de-done. You see a bright pink item of clothing wadded up outside the door and pick it up.
Turns out it's a dingy, but still frilly, lacy tutu. You briefly consider trying it on to see if it fits, but you never know when somebody's watching. You notice the name AZAZEL stitched into the lining, so you pocket it.
 | You acquire an item: Azazel's tutu |
Occurred at The Deep Fat Friars' Gate.
Notes
- A one-time superlikely adventure, always occurring on the 30th adventure spent in the area.
References
- The adventure title alludes to the phrase "going belly up," which is what happened to this theater.
- Some of the second paragraph's text refers to the Queen song, "Another One Bites The Dust".
