Goo clown

X-foot-tall goo clown
Monster ID	2188
Locations	The Goo-Choked Fun House
Hit Points	Scales with player's Max HP
Attack	Scales with player's Max HP
Defense	Scales with player's Max HP
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	hair,head,tooth
Drops
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a X-foot-tall goo clown

As you near the Fun House, barely recognizable under the throbbing mass of goo, you begin to hear the whispers of clown voices: "Blood. Blooooood. Blooooooooooood."

Then the goo erupts into a big clown head and starts trying to swallow you.

Hit Message(s):

A distant burst of grey goo sends goo shrapnel flying everywhere. Some if it hits you in the <knee>. Eek! Ouch! Ouch!

A pseudopod of grey goo engulfs your <knee>, partially dissolving it. Ow! Ooh! Ow!

Some unrelated grey goo flies up from behind you and hits you in the <knee>. Ooh! Argh! Oof!

The creature fires a tiny goo bullet that hits you right in the <knee>. Argh! Ugh! Eek!

The creature sends out a tendril of goo which latches onto your <knee>, dissolving it. Argh! Eek! Argh!

The creature slaps you in the <knee> with a massive slab of goo. Ouch! Argh! Eek!

The creature suddenly extrudes a spear of grey goo, which impales your <knee>. Ugh! Ow! Ooh!

The creature turns part of its body into a crude truncheon and then trunches you in the <knee> with it. Ugh! Oof! Eek!

You accidentally step in an adjacent but unrelated puddle of grey goo, which partially dissolves your foot. Eek! Eek! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

The creature sends out a tendril of goo which latches onto your head, dissolving it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ugh! Ow!

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After Combat

You have rid the Kingdom of floor(X + 11) units of Grey Goo.

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Occurs at The Goo-Choked Fun House.

Notes

• Cannot miss.
• X in "X-foot-tall goo clown" is equal to sqrt(Maximum HP).
• The monster has 5*X Attack, Defense and HP, and rids the kingdom of 11 + X units of Grey Goo.
• Picture changes depending on your maximum HP: