Got Silk?/Leather is Betther

You enter this room, and see two jackets hanging on pegs on either side of the stairs down. One of them appears to be a fine silk smoking jacket, and the other looks like some sort of spiky leather biker's jacket.

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Got Silk?

You put on the silk smoking jacket and feel a tingling in your torso. The jacket fades away, but leaves a distinct aura of Moxie in its wake.

You gain X Sarcasm.

You ease on down, ease on down the stairs.

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Leather is Betther

You put on the leather jacket and feel a strange throbbing in your torso. The jacket fades away, but leaves your muscles considerably larger.

You gain X Muscleboundness.

You ease on down, ease on down the stairs.

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Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

• Stats gained from this adventure are roughly equal to your mainstat.

References

• "Got Silk?" is a play on the milk advertising slogan "Got Milk?".
• "You ease on down, ease on down the stairs" is from the song "Ease on Down the Road" from movie and Broadway musical The Wiz