Granola Barbarian
| Granola Barbarian | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1694 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Granola BarbarianYou approach a loincloth-clad adventurer to see if you're in the right place for the Stinkiest Adventurer contest.
He turns around, and the stench raised by even that small amount of movement confirms that you are, in fact, in the right place for that.
He sees you cringe, and becomes outraged. "Hey, man! There's nothing bad about a human being's natural scents, man. How dare you, man."
Hit Message(s):
He roots around in his loincloth, pulls out a sandwich, eats half of it, and throws the other half at your <forehead>. Whoof. Ouch! Oof! Argh! (stench damage)
He raises his arm to attack you, but he doesn't even need to -- his armpit does enough damage on its own. Oof! Oof! Argh! (stench damage)
He pulls a bundle of herbs out of his loincloth, lights them, and tosses them on the ground in front of you. The area fills up with pungent smoke. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! (stench damage)
He pulls a bundle of herbs out of his loincloth, lights them, and tosses them on the ground in front of you. The area fills up with pungent smoke.(stench damage)
He pauses to scratch his armpits for a while and then sniff his fingers.
He pauses to scratch himself through his nasty loincloth.
He stops attacking you for a minute so he can sniff his own armpits. Nasty.
He stops attacking you for a minute so he can sniff his own armpits. Nasty. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Stinkiest Adventurer contest).
