Green traffic cone

green traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright green plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone!

This cone would've been far less effective back in the days when the roads were paved with grass. Which is to say the days when there weren't any roads. So I guess they didn't really need traffic cones, anyway.

Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Cannot be traded

Moxie +3
So-So Stench Resistance (+2)

(In-game plural: green traffic cones)

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Item number: 1420
Description ID: 381637331
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Obsoleted Areas/Methods

St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor

To the Rescue (St. Sneaky Pete's Day IV with a cheap plastic bottle opener equipped)

References

• "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone" is a line from the television show Red Dwarf, in the episode entitled "Last Day."

See Also

• Elemental Resistance
• Moxie Modifiers

Collection

• 🥇: phrainck (#213238) - 2
• 🥈: A Naked Jew (#628891), AKU (#571359), AL13N (#281892), APOCALYPSE THROB (#337456), AarghTheMighty (#560611), Abascis the Sweaty (#246130), Abnegazzar (#534111), AccordionBoy (#433492), Aces44 (#332129) - 1

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