Grey gooblin
| X-ton goo goblin | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2189 |
| Locations | The Goo-Covered Knob |
| Hit Points | Scales with player's Sleaze Res & Food Drops. |
| Attack | Scales with player's Sleaze Res & Food Drops. |
| Defense | Scales with player's Sleaze Res & Food Drops. |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a X-ton goo goblinThe smell of sizzling sausage lures you into what's left of Cobb's Knob. You trudge through its goo-coated tunnels as they get greasier and greasier, and just when you come to the realization that there's no sausage at the end of this tunnel, the tunnel itself erupts into a vaguely-goblinoid shape and starts headbutting you.
Hit Message(s):
A distant burst of grey goo sends goo shrapnel flying everywhere. Some if it hits you in the <arse>. Eek! Ow! Ouch!
A pseudopod of grey goo engulfs your <arse>, partially dissolving it. Ooh! Ow! Eek!
Some unrelated grey goo flies up from behind you and hits you in the <arse>. Argh! Eek! Ouch!
The creature fires a tiny goo bullet that hits you right in the <arse>. Ugh! Eek! Argh!
The creature sends out a tendril of goo which latches onto your <arse>, dissolving it. Ouch! Ooh! Ooh!
The creature slaps you in the <arse> with a massive slab of goo. Ouch! Eek! Ow!
The creature suddenly extrudes a spear of grey goo, which impales your <arse>. Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!
The creature turns part of its body into a crude truncheon and then trunches you in the <arse> with it. Ouch! Ooh! Oof!
You accidentally step in an adjacent but unrelated puddle of grey goo, which partially dissolves your foot. Ooh! Ouch! Argh!
The creature sends out a tendril of goo which latches onto your head, dissolving it. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ugh! Ooh!
You have rid the Kingdom of floor(X + 11) units of Grey Goo.
Occurs at The Goo-Covered Knob during a Grey Goo run.
Notes
- Cannot miss.
- X in "X-ton goo goblin" is equal to 3 * (Sleaze Resistance) * (1 + (Food Drop)), taking Food Drop as a decimal.
- The monster has 5*X Attack, Defense and HP, and rids the kingdom of 11 + X units of Grey Goo.
- Picture changes depending on your Sleaze Resistance and Food Drop:
