Grouchy furry monster
| Grouchy furry monster | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1175 |
| Locations | Waste Processing |
| Hit Points | 8 |
| Attack | 6 |
| Defense | 6 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, torso |
| Drops | handful of juicy garbage |
| Manuel | Osk'r Chow |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a grouchy furry monsterA monster with green, matted fur pops up out of the garbage and glares at you. It howls like a guy who just got punched in the stomach while he was gargling. One of the bugbear scavengers turns around and says, "I know, Osk'r, I know!"
"You can understand what this smelly walking carpet is saying?" you ask. And of course the thing takes offense, and you have to fight it.
Hit Message(s):
It does its best to rip your arm off. It doesn't succeed, but only barely. Ooh! Ouch!
It manages to fit your whole head in its mouth. Weirdly enough, it almost smells *better* on the inside. Eek! Ouch! (stench damage)
It gargles a song about how much it loves trash as it rubs your face in some. Oof! Ouch! (stench damage)
It pulls out a laser blaster with a crossbow mounted on it, and fires a laser bolt from it. A laser bolt? Ooh! Eek!
It headbutts you again and again and again. This attack was brought to you by the letter H and the number 11. Ugh!
It tries to rip your arm off, but was expecting you to be made of felt and doesn't pull hard enough.
It tries to fit your whole head in its mouth, but your head's too big. Thank goodness you're such an egomaniac.
It gargles a song about how much it loves trash.
It tries to shoot you with a laser crossbow, but has to stop and figure out what the heck a laser crossbow is.
It pops back into the trash for a minute, gargling and howling. It sounds upset, but it always sounds upset. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: handful of juicy garbage (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Osk'r Chow (50% chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at Waste Processing.
Notes
- This monster cannot be wished for.
References
- The monster image and description both refer to Chewbacca and Oscar the Grouch.
- The critical hit message is a further reference to Sesame Street.
