Groundling
| Groundling | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1842 |
| Locations | Globe Theatre Main Stage |
| Hit Points | Scales, max 750 |
| Attack | Scales, max 1000 |
| Defense | Scales, max 1000 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | stink-penny |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting GroundlingThe crowd that stands with eyes and mouth agape (like naught so much as little fish at school) will press and shove and tread upon thy cape to catch a better view of motley fools. Since this guy markedly impedes your way, you'll have to get past him to see the play.
Hit Message(s):
He throws a rotten tomato at you. It hits you right in the eyes! Argh, it burns! (stench damage) Argh!
He knocks you down and stands on your <neck> so he can see better. Argh!
He sneakily cuts your purse strings while you aren't looking. Wait, not 'purse strings', I think I meant 'throat'. Argh!
He punches you in the face with a big meaty peasant's fist, made hard by generations of labor and toil. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh!
He looks like he wants to throw a rotten tomato at you, but tomatoes won't be common produce here for another hundred years or so.
He seems to want to fight you, but is pretty tired from watching a four-hour play while standing up the whole time.
He starts to attack you, but the other groundlings make angry shushing noises at him.
One of the actors on stage makes an elaborate and dirty pun that you have basically no hope of properly understanding because it references recent popular culture. The groundling seems to think it's pretty funny though, and is temporarily distracted. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: stink-penny (50% chance)* |
Occurs at Globe Theatre Main Stage.
