Guajolote Cadáver
| Guajolote Cadáver | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2039 |
| Locations | Appears about every ? adventures on El Dia de los Muertos Borrachos y Agradecido |
| Hit Points | 75% of Player Buffed Muscle |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie - 3 |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle - 3 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | unknown |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Drops | cursed wishbone |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Guajolote CadáverThis turkey skeleton is really impressively clean. In my experience it's about impossible to get all the meat off a turkey like that without making it into soup, so maybe that's what happened.
Judging by the smell, it must've been tequila soup.
Hit Message(s):
The drunk turkey skeleton repeatedly jabs you in the <forehead> with its pointy wing bones. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Oof!
It offers you a drumstick, and kicks you in the <forehead>. Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Eek!
It jumps right at your head, which is a little like getting beaned with a ceramic basketball. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ouch! Eek! Ouch!
It offers you a drumstick, but there isn't enough meat left for even the saddest "leftover turkey shreds and mayo on stale dinner roll" sandwich, so you decline.
It tries to peck you, but since it doesn't have a head nothing much happens.
It runs around flapping its arm bones uselessly. I mean, domestic turkeys can't even fly with proper skin and wings and feathers, so good luck with that, bud. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: cursed wishbone (100% chance)* |
| You gain some Strengthliness. You gain some Wizardliness. You gain some Smarm. |
Occurs at random locations during El Dia de los Muertos Borrachos y Agradecido.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
