Gurgle the Turgle
| Gurgle the Turgle | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1768 |
| Locations | Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | stench |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, shell |
| Drops | turtle voicebox, fake washboard |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Gurgle the TurgleYou hear a strange rattling, buzzing, scraping noise, and cautiously turn around to face whatever horrible swamp monstrosity you're about to... face. It turns out to be an animatronic hillbilly turtle with a washboard strapped to its chest, which it's running its claws up and down to make a sound that is, if not musical, then at least the exact opposite of musical.
It jerkily raises one arm to wave its hat at you (one of those cartoon hillbilly hats that look like a cross between a cowboy hat and a top hat -- what even are those?), and makes a friendly sort of chortling sound. You're just about starting to relax, when it opens its mouth and reveals that it also serves as a disguised park fire hydrant.
Hit Message(s):
The turtle sprays you with sewer water, hitting you in the <arse> and also everywhere else. At least you aren't on fire?
Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! (stench damage)
The turtle-robot-fire hydrant sprays you with sewer water -- it turns out letting a smile be your umbrella wasn't the best idea.
Ugh! Oof! Argh! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)
The turtle-hydrant hoses you down with a high-pressure spray of filthy sewer water. Unfortunately, you didn't get any of it not in your mouth. (CRITICAL HIT!)
Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)
The robot sputters for a bit and coughs out a glob of something you don't feel like inspecting closely.
The turtle unleashes a gout of high-pressure sewage; fortunately, you're standing behind him.
The robot turtle gurgles cheerfully while scraping on its washboard. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: turtle voicebox (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: fake washboard (0.1% chance)* |
Occurs at Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice.
