Half-man, Half-squid, Half-burr-- Wait.
Loud buzzing laughter fills the air, and you dive out of the way as Mansquito swoops down at you! He hovers before you on his long translucent wings, and sniggers through his proboscis. "Well well well," he says. "If it isn't Cousin Batfellow, come to pay me a visit."
"Cousin?" you growl. "You must be joking."
"Oh, come now! Surely the similarities aren't lost on "The World's Greatest Detective"!"
"Bats and mosquitoes aren't anything alike!"
"Nonsense! They both fly, they drink blood..."
"Mosquitoes are just disgusting disease-spreading vermin," you growl.
"Bats carry rabies."
"Shut up!"
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"All right," you growl, "I'll admit that there are certain similarities..."
"Ha!"
"...but there's one major difference between us, Mansquito."
"Oh? What's that?"
"I'm walking out of here on two unbroken legs."
| Fight! |
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"I've got bigger bugs to swat than you, Mansquito," you growl. "But I'll be back."
"Well, I didn't take you for a mos-quitter! Are you switching from bats to chickens? I'll admit that chickens aren't very much like mosquitoes at all."
"Shut up!"
Occurs at Gotpork Municipal Reservoir.
