Ham Shaman
| Ham Shaman | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1703 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel | shamanic ham |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Ham ShamanYou approach the[sic] a random adventurer in the crowd and tap him on the shoulder. Your finger slides off with a sickening squelch, as you realize his shoulders are covered in pauldron-sized (and pauldron-shaped) slabs of ham.
He whirls to face you, his eyes glowing greasy and purple. "You dare?" He raises an entire ham, holding it by the bone as if if were a hammer (a HAMmer, you might say,) and waggles it at you both suggestively and menacingly. "You dare interfere? With me? The worldly agent of the Primal Hamstorm?"
"I dare," you say, "to put an end to this exposition by putting an end to you, Ham Man."
Hit Message(s):
He waves his fingers and a honey glaze materializes on your <ear>. Ugh. It's so sticky! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! (sleaze damage)
He snaps his fingers, and a gentle rain begins to fall. A gentle rain of ham juice. Blech. Ooh! Eek! Ow! (sleaze damage)
He puts you in a headlock and gives you a noogie with his knuckle. You're not sure which is greasier -- his hand, or his armpit. Ugh! Ow! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He reverts to the old ways, and just clubs you in the face with his hammer. Argh! Oof! Ugh! (sleaze damage)
He pounds the ground with his hammer. A geyser of lukewarm grease erupts beneath you, soaking you from <ear> to <ear>. Ooh! Ugh! Ow! (sleaze damage)
He raises his hammer to the heavens, which respond by sending a bolt of grease lightning directly into your <ear>. Eek! Oof! Argh! (sleaze damage)
He pounds the ground with his hammer. A geyser of lukewarm grease erupts beneath you, soaking you from <ear> to <ear>. Ouch! Ow! Ugh!
Your blow slides off the layer of greasy hamfat surrounding him.
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Sleaziest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
