Handmade hobby horse

handmade hobby horse

In this modern world of flashing lights, loud music, and mindless entertainment, isn't it nice to have a toy that hearkens back to a simpler time? A toy that requires you to use your imagination a little?

No, no it isn't. This is a shoddily-made stuffed horse's head mounted on a broom handle. Whee.

Type: off-hand item
Cannot be discarded

+2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight

(In-game plural: handmade hobby horses)

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old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie

When Used

• On first use per day:

You shout "giddyup!" and straddle the hobby horse, pretending you're a rough-and-tumble old-timey cowboy. It's mildly entertaining, and you feel mildly tougher for your pretending.

You gain 15-25 Beefiness.

• On subsequent uses:

You've pretty much exhausted the entertainment potential of that thing for today.

See Also

• Stat Gains from Fights

Collection

• 🥇: Squi (#145873) - 140
• 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 30
• 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 19
• #4: Coulrophobia (#1959334), TKman1111 (#950750) - 16
• #6: hagrid333 (#191797) - 15
• #7: Tarotina (#598715), dcfiregirl (#1154815) - 13
• #9: Caseman09 (#2159878), Clubbrz L337 (#188269) - 11

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