Happiness
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happiness
This is a warm gun, Mama. Try not to jump it.
Type: ranged weapon (1-handed pistol)
Damage: 17 - 33
Moxie Required: 67
Selling Price: 95 Meat.+12 Hot Damage
(In-game plural: happinesses)
Obtained From
Messages
You hold your gun in your arms, feel its trigger on your finger, and shoot for X damage. BARF! BOOF! WHAMMO!
You jump the gun and fire your happiness, hitting for X damage. BANG! BANG! SHOOT! SHOOT! WHAM! KAPOW! BOOF!
You shoot your gun at it, doing X damage. Man, <it> needs a fix, 'cause <it> is goin' down. KERBLAM! ZAP! BARF!
Your hands are busy working overtime, shooting <it> for X damage. POW! POW! KAPOW!
References
- Like many of the other swarm of scarab beatles' drops, this references a Beatles song, Happiness Is a Warm Gun.
- Each of the weapon-specific hit messages references the song: "I need a fix, cause I'm going down," "Mother Superior jumped the gun," and "When I hold you in my arms and I feel my finger on your trigger" "While his hands are busy workin' overtime" are all lyrics.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: TQuilla (#2771003) - 16,176
- 🥈: Dark Porygon (#185348) - 16,165
- 🥉: Nerdyfro (#1615542) - 15,411
- #4: StuffedSandyGunfox (#1775924) - 14,198
- #5: TIny plasTIc Sheik (#1615125) - 9,761
- #6: adrasteia (#52096) - 7,341
- #7: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 4,393
- #8: il FettUcciNi (#252669) - 3,670
- #9: Eleron (#1564433) - 3,290
- #10: Kawamura (#567652) - 2,549
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