Harem Scarem
While tiptoeing through the Knob Goblin Harem, you are suddenly grabbed by one of the many voluptuous Harem Girls that populate the place.
"Pierre! There you are, Pierre!" She says. "Pierre, you must do something with my hair! I can't get it to do anything today!"
You start to tell her that you're not Pierre, but then remember the Knob Goblin Elite Guards that are posted at every door to dismember adventurers like you. So you have a look at the distraught Harem Girl's hair.
"Dear, dear, dear, what are you talking about?" You say, while casting a spell to turn her stringy split ends into dark, luscious locks. "Your hair looks absolutely fabulous."
She looks in the mirror and is overjoyed. You scuttle away before she finds out it's dark, luscious locks in the front and dark, luscious lox in the back. Looks like you still need some magic practice, sparky.
| You gain 7 Enchantedness. |
Occurred at Harem.
References
- harum-scarum is a phrase that means reckless or recklessly. The name of this adventure could have come from one of these pop culture references to that phrase or from the phrase itself.
- Harem Scarem is Canadian rock band.
- Harum Scarum was a 1965 movie starring Elvis Presley.
- Harum Scarum is a song by the 1970s Dutch band Focus.
- Lox is both a bluish transparent magnetic liquid obtained by compressing gaseous oxygen and, more relevantly, brine-cured salmon.
