He's Totally Cuckoo

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He's Totally Cuckoo

You enter Doc Clock's workshop on the top floor of the factory, and find him tinkering with some kind of elaborate contraption. "All right, Doc Clock," you growl. "What are you up to this time?"

"Batfellow!" he exclaims. "You've arrived just in the nick of time! I'm going to turn back the clock on Gotpork -- literally!"

"What? Don't tell me you've invented a time machine!"

"Well, in a manner of speaking, yes! With this device, I can control all the clocks and watches in Gotpork! Everyone will bow to me, or I won't give them the time of day! Just imagine it -- everyone will be late to work! Important business meetings will be impossible to schedule! I'll be a legend in my own time!"

"That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard," you growl.


Fight him

"All right, enough," you growl. "I'm putting an end to this stupidity."

"Planning to kill some time, Batfellow?"

"I don't kill, but I am going to punch the clock. And you'll need a lot more than nine stitches."

"Well then! Let's see if you can stand the test of time!"

Fight!
Doc Clock This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: tube of pendulum lubem
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 0 • Substat Gain: 1 • Moxie for No Hit*: 10
  • Monster Defense: 0
  • Hit Points: 100
  • Initiative: 100
  • Elemental Alignment: None

Maybe not

"There's a time and a place for everything, Doc Clock," you growl, "and I don't have time to waste on you right now."

"Did I catch you at a bad time, Batfellow?" he laughs. "You know, there's no time like the present!"

"Ugh, shut up. I'll be back."

"I'll be here! Biding my... time!"


Occurs at Gotpork Foundry.