Hey, baby. Wanna wrestle?

Hey, baby. Wanna wrestle?

You are very drunk. On your way to wherever it is you were trying to go (you can't quite remember,) you suddenly decide it's a good idea to head out to the Nearby Plains and try to put the moves on Suzie, the Arena Mistress.

You buffoon. You carpetbagger. She gives you whatfor.

You lose 3 Fortitude.

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Occurs during Drunken Stupor.

References

• The line "You buffoon. You carpetbagger. She gives you whatfor" refers to Homestar Runner. In an easter egg found in the Strong Bad Email 50 emails, Old-Timey Strong Bad uses the phrase "You buffoon! You carpetbagger! I'll give you whatfor!" to threaten and insult the sender of an annoying telegram.