Holey Rollers

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Holey Rollers
Holey Rollers

You brandish your skate blade and swim up to the last group of roller skates in the park. One of them steps up to you, smacking its dorsal fins together menacingly. "I see you ran off the rest of our gang," he says, "but you're not going to scare me just waving that thing around."

"Oh, I'm sorry," you say. "I won't wave the blade around anymore. Would it scare you if I, say, stabbed you three or four times with it?"

The skate slumps over as his blood hits the water. "Yeah," he grunts, "that'd do it." He and his buddies swim off, leaving the park completely roller-skate-free. Right on!


Occurs at A Rumble Near the Fountain with a skate blade equipped.

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