Orcish frat-paddle
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Orcish frat-paddle
This is a paddle used in some sort of Orcish Frat initiation ritual.
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 7 - 14
Muscle Required: 20
Outfit: Frat Boy Ensemble (3 items)
Selling Price: 90 Meat.
(In-game plural: Orcish frat-paddles)
Obtained From
- Orcish Frat House
- Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)
- Purple Hazers
- Murder by Death
- Oh Yeah! (with Comprehensive Cartography)
- Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)
- Rosie the Carpenter
Messages
You accidentally turn your Orcish frat-paddle sideways as you swing, bruising <its> spinal cord for X damage. BIFF! KAPOW! BIFF!
You realize <it>'s been naughty, and paddle <it> for X damage. Gah, I feel dirty just for saying that. SPLAT! SPLAT! WHACK!
You smack <it> with your Orcish frat-paddle. <It> doesn't say, "thank you sir, may I have another?", but you give <it> one anyway, for X damage. ZOT! BONK! BARF!
You make like a frat-boy and slip <it> a drugged dri -- I mean, hit <it> with your frat-paddle for X damage. BONK! WHACK! ZOT!
References
- The hit message alluding to a drugged drink may be a nod to the controversy over the roofie item.
History
- Up until around March 29, 2019, this item was called the "homoerotic frat-paddle". The name was silently changed to "Orcish frat-paddle", in acknowledgment that the gay joke really wasn't funny.
See Also
Zapping
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Orcish frat-paddle | Orcish baseball cap | Orcish cargo shorts |
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Collection
- 🥇: Ilena Whitethorn (#2199691) - 42,887
- 🥈: Orbix (#288678) - 30,000
- 🥉: the_loath_ranger (#546914) - 23,096
- #4: Grandpa Fussandput (#478563) - 18,863
- #5: George Gay (#655334) - 10,000
- #6: Merric (#689384) - 8,524
- #7: anakha (#109869) - 7,361
- #8: Seriu (#517640) - 7,076
- #9: ToriForte (#186725) - 6,589
- #10: Pastahead (#486552) - 4,092
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