Oh Yeah!

Choice adventure number: 1425

Oh Yeah!

"Oh yeah," you think as you explore the Orcish Frat House. "The laundry room is the fourth door on the left, just past the paddle closet." You've got time to grab a few things or you could make trouble with the sporting looking Orcs at the end of the hallway.

Grab a Hat and Shorts

You duck into the laundry room and grab your goods before anyone notices.

You acquire an item: Orcish baseball cap

You acquire an item: Orcish cargo shorts

Grab Shorts and a Paddle

You grab a paddle from the closet and sneak the laundry room without attracting attention.

You acquire an item: Orcish frat-paddle

You acquire an item: Orcish cargo shorts

Grab a Hat and a Paddle

You grab a paddle from the closet and sneak the laundry room without attracting attention.

You acquire an item: Orcish frat-paddle

You acquire an item: Orcish baseball cap

Harass the Sports Orcs

eXtreme Sports Orcs -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: eXtreme mittens, flask flops, Mountain Stream soda, Orcish baseball cap, Orcish cargo shorts, ultimate ultimate frisbee, hang gliderq Meat Drop: 24-36 Monster Level: 39 • Substat Gain: 9.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 49 Monster Defense: 34 Hit Points: 30 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: sleaze, weak against cold and spooky

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Occurs at the Orcish Frat House with Comprehensive Cartography.

Notes

• Does not occur when in disguise.