Horizontal tango
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horizontal tango
This is a drink made of fizzy wine, a tiny umbrella, and a name designed to make you blush.
Type: booze (good)
Potency: 4
Level required: 4
Selling Price: 115 Meat.
(In-game plural: horizontal tangos)
Obtained From
- Old/Obsolete Methods
- The Typical Tavern (pre quest)
- The Cask at Hand
- The League of Chef-Magi
- Gorgonzola, the Chief Chef (0-3) (Pastamancer only)
Recipe
|
soda water | boxed wine | |
|---|---|---|---|
|
wine spritzer | little paper umbrella | |
|
horizontal tango | ||
When Consumed
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| You drink the fruity girl drink. | ||
| ||
| ||
| You gain 4 Drunkenness. |
References
- "Horizontal tango" may be a play on the euphemism for sex, "horizontal mambo", hence the "name designed to make you blush." The common phrase, "Tango is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire", succinctly expresses this notion.
Zapping
Collection
- 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 4,769
- 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 4,622
- 🥉: eibbeD (#1304185) - 1,925
- #4: Froogle Man (#1817359) - 1,115
- #5: ROdger_FLint (#1112931) - 1,000
- #6: TheBub (#905) - 850
- #7: Korlon (#876394) - 541
- #8: Fronobulax (#215957) - 531
- #9: Nikademus (#95105) - 424
- #10: Punisher2nz (#548283) - 308
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